a story i made up(section 2)

The reporter is back and this time she is armed with all kinds of weapon like lightsaber,m-16,ak-47,bazooka,laser gun,knife and all sorts of stupid weapon which she wouldn't have needed to bring if she knew what is going to happen today.

Reporter:I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Kenny: Wah!!!!You nearly scared me to death man!Luckily i tarak ada sakit jantung or else i am dead by now.

Reporter:This time you better listen to me because i am armed with weapons!

Kenny:So?

Suddenly,21 men in black suits came out, each with a Laser gun

Reporter:Wah.....(gulp)

Kenny:Now you can start telling me ur bedtime story and asking me why did the princess was captured or blah blah blah.

Everyone laugh except the reporter

Reporter:Grrrr.......

Reporter: Frist question.Are u working ?

Kenny:Do i look like i am working?

Reporter :Question No:2, how much do u earn a month?

Kenny:Siao za po*!!!I already told you i am not working already loh!!!

Reporter:Oh.....

Kenny:Oh ur head lah!Next question.

Reporter:Are you married?

Kenny:Hello,i am only 12!!!!

Reporter:Oh...

Reporter:Next question,where is ur company and what is the name?

Kenny:I tell you,one more stupid question and i will be harmful to you!

Reporter:Hamfu*?who is gonna to hamfu?

Kenny:ARRG!!Kill her!!!!!!

Reporter:NO!!!Iam going! I am going!(run away)

Kenny:And don come back!!

Kenny:Who is that Siao za po?

Bodyguard 1:I heard that she is sent from ur father to see if ur EQ is high or not.

Bodyguard 2:Your father wanted to give his very good EQ child all his money when he dies.

Kenny:What!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END

Volcabulary: Siao za po*=cazry woman, Hamfu*=bankcrupt in Hokkien, sakit jantung=heart attack