Jokes from the book

Valentine's day
Florist: Tomorrow is valentime's day, won't you buy a rose fr the sweet lady you love?

Gentleman: That would not be nice!I am a married man!

Smart Aleck
There was a smart aleck who sent the following e-mail to his dad from his college in the US:

Dear Dad,

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying like nobody'$ bu$ine$$ and I am $imply $o happy $ince I came to US,. $end my love and ki$$e$ and my baby $i$ter.

Love,
Your $on

The dad replied as follows:

Dear son, i kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceanNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOur's student busy. Do NOt forget the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task.

Love,
Your dad








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