a story i made up(section 2)

The reporter is back and this time she is armed with all kinds of weapon like lightsaber,m-16,ak-47,bazooka,laser gun,knife and all sorts of stupid weapon which she wouldn't have needed to bring if she knew what is going to happen today.

Reporter:I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Kenny: Wah!!!!You nearly scared me to death man!Luckily i tarak ada sakit jantung or else i am dead by now.

Reporter:This time you better listen to me because i am armed with weapons!

Kenny:So?

Suddenly,21 men in black suits came out, each with a Laser gun

Reporter:Wah.....(gulp)

Kenny:Now you can start telling me ur bedtime story and asking me why did the princess was captured or blah blah blah.

Everyone laugh except the reporter

Reporter:Grrrr.......

Reporter: Frist question.Are u working ?

Kenny:Do i look like i am working?

Reporter :Question No:2, how much do u earn a month?

Kenny:Siao za po*!!!I already told you i am not working already loh!!!

Reporter:Oh.....

Kenny:Oh ur head lah!Next question.

Reporter:Are you married?

Kenny:Hello,i am only 12!!!!

Reporter:Oh...

Reporter:Next question,where is ur company and what is the name?

Kenny:I tell you,one more stupid question and i will be harmful to you!

Reporter:Hamfu*?who is gonna to hamfu?

Kenny:ARRG!!Kill her!!!!!!

Reporter:NO!!!Iam going! I am going!(run away)

Kenny:And don come back!!

Kenny:Who is that Siao za po?

Bodyguard 1:I heard that she is sent from ur father to see if ur EQ is high or not.

Bodyguard 2:Your father wanted to give his very good EQ child all his money when he dies.

Kenny:What!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END

Volcabulary: Siao za po*=cazry woman, Hamfu*=bankcrupt in Hokkien, sakit jantung=heart attack

a story i made up

Reporter busted in Kenny's room and pointed a microphone at him



Kenny:Ah!!!!!!!!!!!Don kill me ! I am too young to die!!



Reporter:Now,shut ur mouth and only answer when we ask u a question,ok?



Kenny:(mumble....)Ok........



Reporter:Now,what is ur real name ?



Kenny:Why should i tell u ?Give me 10000000 reasons and i will tell u .



Reporter:I don wanna.Ok, next question,how old r u?



Kenny:Didn't you see my profile at my blog??!!



Reporter:I saw it alrite,but what u gave was not true.Nobody can be 2007 years old!



(Reporter puts a knife under my neck)



Kenny:OK !OK!Iam 12 and turning 13 next year and 14 on the other and 15 in the year...



Reporter points the sharp knife at me and says:Don give me any more jokes.Iam a busy guy and i have no time for you......!



Kenny:(Gulp...)Ye...yes..yes sir!!



Reporter: IAM A WOMAN!!!!!!



Kenny: Yes madam!



Reporter:where do you live?



Kenny:In Malaysia...



Reporter: NOT THE COUNTRY!!!!



Kenny:It's private....



Reporter:UGH!!I don't care any more!!

BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reporter:I will come back another time and you must give me a logical answer!GET IT!!!

Kenny:Yes..yes...(sweat)

End of section 1